Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors

This is how stupid you are, in the view of the statists.
Are you even allowed to have pointed scissors?
Or, are you limited to .the rounded type
Do not run with them! Walk in your approach to the perpetrator.  Zig Zag fashion.
If you must run, pray that you can run faster than a speeding bullet
You cannot take a knife to a gunfight, anymore,, either.
If you are in a cubicle, Rubber Bands can be used for self-defense.
This is the new policy, you know?… Emasculate men and put women in charge of the military.
If worse comes to worse, use your scissors to cut a piece of paper into a gun profile.
The new special weapons and tactics team created to deploy at incidents at schools is called CLIP
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Homeland Security has advice
for confronting mass murders: scissors

By S.A. MILLER, Post Correspondent
January 31, 2013
http://www.nypost.com

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WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?

No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!

That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.

Video here…

“If you are caught out in the open and cannot conceal yourself or take cover, you might consider trying to overpower the shooter with whatever means are available,” says the narrator in the video, which shows an office worker pulling scissors out of a desk drawer.

DUCK AND CUTTER: A Homeland Security video shows these scenes as helpful advice to workers on what to do if a mass killer strikes their office — grab any weapon at hand, and hide under a desk.

DUCK AND CUTTER: A Homeland Security video shows these scenes as helpful advice to workers on what to do if a mass killer strikes their office — grab any weapon at hand, and hide under a desk.

The video, titled “Options for Consideration,” also advises that people who get caught in an “active shooter” situation should run away, hide under a desk or take cover out of the line of fire.

The nearly four-minute-long video opens with chilling scenes from the 2007 Virginia Tech massacre, the 2009 mass shooting at Fort Hood in Texas, and the 2011 attempted assassination of Gabrielle Giffords.

But the video quickly shifts to hokey footage of office workers scampering under desks, crouching in corners and racing into closets to hide from a rampaging gunman on the loose.

“To protect your hiding place, lock the door if you can. Block the door with heavy furniture,” recommends the male narrator, speaking in measured, authoritative tones.

Other survival strategies promoted in the video include hiding “behind large items such as cabinets or desks. Remain quiet. Silence your cellphone or pager. Even the vibration setting can give away a hiding position.”

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